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bookfrogSome really hilarious examples of people tripping over their words.
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Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
Would the congregation please note that the bowl in the back of the church labeled "For the Sick" is for monetary donations only.
Headline: KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
Excerpts:
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
Would the congregation please note that the bowl in the back of the church labeled "For the Sick" is for monetary donations only.
Headline: KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
