The Revenge of Anguished English, Richard Lederer

Some really hilarious examples of people tripping over their words.

Excerpts:
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Would the congregation please note that the bowl in the back of the church labeled "For the Sick" is for monetary donations only.

Headline: KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

Listen Listen, Kate Wilhelm

Four long stories in this collection. Unfortunately, one is the basis for a novel I couldn't get into either, and one I'd read before. The other two were pretty good.